I fucking hate the movie Prom Night. Stupid fucking teenagers. More of them should have just died.
1. When your mom is being violently stabbed, hide under a bed and just stare at her.
2. If you wear a plunging neckline, you WILL be killed.
3. If you need to exposit plot in a quick and easy way, just have a cop talk about it in a police report.
4. If you want to escape from a maximum security prison… just go through the vents.
5. A shawl is more important than your life.
6. Escalators work when the fire alarm’s bleeping like mad.
7. Donna wore a champagne coloured dress to the prom.
8. Prom is the time of everyone’s life.
9. NEVER run down the stairs in high heels.
10. Black boys/girls don’t always die first.
11. Don’t ruin Prom night just because your psycho ex-teacher’s come back for you.
12. There’s no ugly kids in High school.
13. If you have a nightmare, when you wake up, go back and do the EXACT same thing.
14. Chrissy Lynn is a bitch.
15. ALWAYS cover your mouth when your hiding from a killer.
16. Dont stay in a hotel room all alone
17. sleep with the killer next time if there hot like the 1 in the movie
18. Dont shut ur medicine cabinet so quick
19. There are no fat kids in high school
20. 18 year olds look like there in their 30s.
21. Always trust the strange/dangerous looking guy.
22. If someone doesn’t answer you after the first 3 times, they’re dead.
23. Being Prom Queen is the most important thing in life.
24. High schools will blow money on a prom.
25. Stay in the building when the fire alarm is going off.
26. That having your breast hanging out of your dress is okay at a school function.
27. When the fire alarm goes off your friends wont evacuate until you go and get them.
28. Take the target of the deranged serial killer home and not to any number of safe locations including the police station.
29. Check out the suspected killers room but don’t worry about the room of the target.
30. A few knife wounds to the abdomen will instantly kill you, but you will only lose a few teaspoons of blood.
31. When searching for an escaped prisoner, police will always distribute a three-year-old mug shot in which the criminal looks nothing like he currently does.
32. When you kill the maid, leave her cart in the hallway; it won’t draw any unwanted attention.
33. When searching for a criminal in a building, evacuate everyone in the building. A building with no one in it yields significantly better search results.
34. At least 50 percent of SWAT team members have a mustache.
35. After all of your friends have been killed, and a psychopath is STILL on the loose, go straight home, and then to bed.
36. Once you realize your bestfriends murdering stalker has returned, immediately run back to the dance without telling anyone first, hoping he wont find and/or kill you along the way.
37. while being chased by a serial killer, make sure you end up in some random construction area within the hotel…it won’t be off limits or anything.
38. 18 year old high schoolers do not have Cell Phones.
39. Physical Education teachers can be interchanged with a school principal.
40. Hotel rooms rented to High school seniors have a fully stocked bar.
41. Dont go upstairs to have sexy time when youre about to be announced prom queen.
42. When being chased by a killer dont run into an abandoned dark floor where noone can see or hear you
43. When you are a cop and know a killer is after a girl stay parked outside in a police car not knowing whats going on in the house
44. When a detective knows a obsessed stalker has escaped from jail andd hes after a girl dont warn her just watch her dance with all her friends.
45. Whehn your black go with a black person to the dance if your white go with a white person
46. If you trully love someone, kill everyone in their family AND their friends. I’m sure they’ll want to be with you afterwords.
47. when someone is chasing and trying to kill you, dont scream out for help or anything- just make it easier for them by covering your mouth and silently gasping.
48. Lisa won Prom Queen…well, almost.
49. Don’t go into a hotel room alone if a killers loose.
50. The media for some odd reason takes an intrest in high schoolers.
51. Whenever you open a mirror closet, a killer will either pop out or be in your bathroom.
52. If you look for your girlfriend in a room she’s clearly not in, just keep on talking to her anyway.
53. Now that he has a family, Johnny Cage doesn’t know how to fight anymore.
54. Telling your friend that his girlfriend is dead and then immidiantly leaving is the proper way to handle any serious situation.
55. Hiding in your house is the safest thing to do when a serial killer is after you.
56) Don’t think about looking in the victim’s hotel room. Just look in the killer’s. But don’t look in the victim’s, even especially if that killer is after the victim. More so, if they are on the same floor!
57) Don’t always stick to the victim like a fly. And total privacy (don’t stick to the other side of the wall).
58) A plastic sheet is all that’s needed for the entranceway from a stairwell to an unfinished floor.
58. Run away from sexy hot teacher when he hits on you
59) Don’t bother repeatedly screaming for help in a stairwell. It’ll just echo like crazy and someone will hear it!
60) Killers cry.
61) No matter how much you stab someone, not a spot of blood will be on them.
62) Killers have ESP. They know that a pretty girl will be at her prom graduation.
63) The lead singer from The Wonders has turned into a psychotic serial killer.
64) He is able to put a dead bleeding body all the way up into the CEILING vent without getting blood on the bed, floor, or walls.
65) Your creepy aunt will sneak up behind you when you open your medicine cabinet.
66) Highschoolers have credit cards so that they are able to book hotel rooms. Eithier that or….
67) Highschoolers think that when their parents lend them their credit cards for the limo/suit hire they won’t notice the hotel room booking when the bill arrives. Eithier that or…
68) Most parents of highschoolers are super supportive and will let their kids book a hotel room on their card so they can get some action on prom night.
69) A haircut and a baseball cap will do wonders to render a creepy, intense, serial killer with no facial expression totally unrecognisable…even to the cop who chased him down and arrested him in the first place.
70) Ceiling shaft exploration 101: Remove grate, avoiding dripping blood, close your eyes, shove your head straight up there and hope for the best.
71) As long as there is a bedroom light on, everything is A-OK in the house.
72) Evacuate a crowd, allow time for things to get really frantic and confusing THEN try to find the two people out of hundreds that you need to track down.
73) A clear plastic sheet is the best place to hide from a serial killer.
74. Donna likes to waste money on getting nothing done to her hair.
75. Friends don’t take group pictures at one of the peoples houses anymore.
76. Donna didn’t care much for her mother, father, or brother. She maintained her straight “A” average with ease.
77. The high school sent one high school teacher to watch over the couple hundred students at their prom.
78. The Pacific Grand Hotel doesn’t like to wait on just one costumer. While helping Fenton, Ronnie rudely interupts, does not even give an id, credit card, and gets keys to the room.
79. Saying something stupid like “If he was any dumber I would water him” is totally cool.
80. If a killer has escaped to find and murder your neice, DONT do anything to warn her…it might ruin her prom!
81. Although only a few feet away, officers will NOT hear you screaming from inside your bedroom as the killer beats you until the LAST minute.
82. Insteading of sending an entire team of people to protect the target victim, ask for one scrawny guy to sit outside her house to make sure her light stays on…
83. Brittany Snow was cast.
84. This movie ruined what could of been a creepy story.
85. There was hardly any blood, which made the movie look even more fake.
86. The killer wasn’t even scary.
87. They showed us no actual sign of death in the movie, except the
throat slicing of Lisa.
88. the title should of been called “Kill All of My Friends at Prom Why Don’t You”
89. the opening to the movie is the same as in I Know What You Did Last Summer.
90. The movie wasn’t even scary.
91. Miley Cyrus would’ve done better.
92. The script should’ve been re-written into something better.
93. No scares at all were made.
94. Dana Davis was the only one good for the movie.
95. I’d rather have watched The Ruins.
96. It got a D grade by the critics.
97. This movie wasn’t worth it.
98. It was completely stupid.
99. It was horrible.
100. It just sucked.
101. Keeping track of the number of times I fart during a movie can be more enjoyable than actually watching the movie. 9 times, by the way.
102. Wait until half of the crowd has left the room before announcing who it is you’re looking for. It’s easier to find the person that way.
103. The killer will always end up shot by the good guy. Never by any other means of execution.
104. High School scream queens always check dark scary places when we know for a fact the killer is hiding there.
105. This hotel in particular is magical. Even though masses of people are slaughtered, not a drop of blood is spilled.
106. the movie still sucks ass.
107. America hates remakes.
108. America hates slasher movies. By now.
109. The world is laughing at Hollywood.
110. Hollywood is telling the world to stfu and keeps on spewing out cash cow poorly executed tension undriven drivel that nobody wants to see anymore ie (Prom Night, When A Stranger Calls, One Missed Call etc)
111. Big breasted girls can sure as hell scream.
112. As can teeny-bop audiences that queue up to watch this crap.
113. It is actualyl possible for me to fall asleep during a movie. Yawn.
114. Lamps are scary.
115. Its easy to kill somebodysa boy friend without them noticing while there right nex to you.
116. The blonde, busty girl lives.
117. I couldnt car less about any of the kids.
118. Whenever you recieve shocking news (like the killer obsessed with you niece has escaped), always make sure your washing the world biggest f cking bowl. That way, when you drop it, it’s more dramatic.
119. Every time something would happen in this movie that I wanted to comment on, the guy behind me, who I never met, would say the exact same comment out loud.
120. When people go to prom, their limos all go down Main Street in unison.
121. People completely unrelated to the prom actually take the time to make banners and stand on the sidewalk to wave to the limo parade.
122. Whenever a guy tells his girlfriend NOT to follow him to college, she takes it as a compliment.
